If you don’t know, Australians are sensible, kind, giving and have a wicked sense of humor. But, if you are slow (as in not mentally quick on your feet)…they will eat you alive.
I think it’s what I like about them most of all.
One of the biggest jokes they continue to foist on the world is that of Vegemite. Technically, Vegemite is a dark brown paste made from yeast extract that is salty and a little bitter. To be clear, it tastes like it looks…
If you encounter an Australian they will immediately ask you to try some. Don’t be fooled by this trick. It’s not unlike the trick of when a city person visits a farm and the farmer has “farm things” to do that end up being the worst chores that they can think of and only have you do them because they get sick pleasure out of watching you [fill in the blank].
Alas good people…I have found the antidote to Vegemite….it’s Vegemite’s Cheesybite.
The bottle claims, “a deliciously different Vegemite experience” and it doesn’t disappoint. In fact, while it still looks like….um….brown, pasty yeast extract. However, in reality, it doesn’t taste too bad. In fact, it taste’s a lot like the cheese that is included in kids cheese and cracker snack packs.
So good people of the world, fear not…next time you are offered this “delicacy” simply say, “thanks mate but I’m going to wait for the Cheesybite ‘cause its deliciously different.’
I promise you won’t regret it.