Remember, It Doesn’t Hurt To Speak Up…

For most of my time in Australia, I didn’t have access to television. When I would watch it, it was largely during the Commonwealth Games where Australia cleaned up on the medals. It seems the Cook Islands and Niue just aren’t the sporting powerhouses that they once were.

Sure, it’s easy to think that this was some type of an attempt to make me believe in the incredible power of the Aussie athlete or, perhaps, in the ultimate power of…dare I say the monarchy. I wasn't forced to watch hours and hours of telly -- Clockwork Orange style -- until I relented:

Mainly, most Australians don't believe in the monarchy and I'm convinced that it was just a great case of perfect timing. But, during my last week in the country I was able to catch up on some great shows and even better commercials. See, I kind of fell in love with the public service announcements in Victoria and despite the fact that they had an uncanny knack for coming on the telly when I had a mouth full of food or water…I somehow managed to not choke or spray Ab’s walls down from laughing my arse off.

I think I need to legally say that there is nothing funny about workplace accidents, especially when you are talking about young people who are new to the working world. However, having said that, after you see these I hope you find them as ridiculous as I did.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy! Oh, some of these ads can be graphic.

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Want to be a baker?





Restaurant worker?





Nail gun operator?

Getting Hitched, Aussie Style

While I was in Melbourne, I was fortunate to help celebrate the wedding of Kara and Troy. In fact, I actually helped run the music at the ceremony, but that is a story for another time.

Here is some video from the ceremony:

Here is the real priest, a dead ringer…right?

Anyway, the wedding was amazing and everyone had a great time. I will have a special post dedicated to one person who really helped make the day extra special, but more on that tomorrow. 

CONGRATULATIONS Kara and Troy! Thank you for allowing me to be part of your special day. And, thank you for making me feel like a part of the Abakumenko-Barnett clan.

Troy and Kara

Claire, Kara, Ab and the other bridesmaid.

Party time - Ryan and Ab (aka Lisa)



John Abakumenko sporting the 'Katy Perry Pink' (Spring collection) shirt and tie.



Claire - Survivor: Espada Tribe



Maree - Survivor: La Flor Tribe



The Abakumenko Family: Claire, Yvonne, Kara, John and Ab.
Victor (dad) was not in this picture but was present for the fun.

P.S. Thanks to Troy for letting me drink all of his beer at the Melbourne Cup celebration. It was an amature move not showing up with provisions, but he got me sorted.

AUSome Signs

I think this is my final AUSome Sign post. I think there are still some good ones!

Again, attacking birds…there is a pattern. Even the Seagulls are crazy.

This may only be funny in the Northern Hemisphere where we have a type of condom called a ‘Magnum.’ One in six sticks wins instantly!

There is a problem with Japan killing and eating whales (e.g. Whale Wars).

This was a sign on the way to a busy Japanese tourist spot.

A sign in a toilet. I think it says it all.

Good to know…

This one is hard to read, but this pipe says, “Sit and Spin.”



Besides the fact that there is a sign dedicated to the rat, there is a lot of other stuff wrong with it.



Just when you thought the fun was over…



Photo courtesy of Brian Burt from the Gawler Rotary Club. No national landmarks (e.g. Map the Miner) were harmed in the creation of this picture. Thanks Brian, love it!

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Dear blog fans,

I have at least one final good week of posts in me. That’s right, I’ve been back in the country for about 36 hours and am starting to sing the jetlag blues. Now that I have begun the unpacking process, worked my way through the laundry and trashed a small mountain of mail…I will begin putting up the final posts from Australia.

So, stayed tuned for more AUSome Signs, a fighting priest and, yes, even an appearance by Jesus and Mary. I had a vision and I’ve chronicled it all for you.

More soon!